the world according to schti: doughnuts, croissants, muffins and bagels...

Sunday, May 29, 2005

doughnuts, croissants, muffins and bagels...

jeg er hekta på jentesøppelbøker for tida (dere vet, romantisk komedie-typen) men en jeg nettopp leste hadde et genialt gutte-klassifiseringssystem...

"there's two kinds of men in the world; doughnuts and muffins. doughnuts are the guys that make you drool. they're gorgeous and crispy and covered with chocolate icing and you see one and you have to have it, and if you don't get it, you thinkg about it all day and then you go back for it anyway because it's a doughnut. whereas muffins just sort of sit there all lumpy, looking alike, no chocolate icing at all. and while muffins may be excellent, they're no doughnuts. so doughnuts are good. but only for one night. cause the next morning they're not crisp anymore, and the icing is all stuck to the bag, and they have watery stuff all over them, and they're icky and awful. you can't keep a doughnut overnight. but a muffin is actually better the next day. muffins are for the long haul and they always taste good. they don't have that oh-my-God-I-have-to-have-that thing that doughnuts have going for them, but you still want them the next morning."

Vi har lagt til bagels, som er som muffins, bare kjedeligere fordi de er sunne og har ikke noe slags form for sukkerverdi i det hele tatt, og croissants, som er en blanding av doughnuts og muffins - de er gode, de er ikke bra for deg, men du vil fortsatt ha lyst på mer den neste dagen...

er det bare meg som er rar eller er det virkelig et arti system? :)

posted by schti @ 11:27 AM

1 Comments:

At 8:41 PM, schti said…

muffins er da ikke noe å trakte etter. tro meg, jeg er sammen med en. croissanter er tingen. bare synd de bor i california. og å ha en doughnut som vandrer rundt på kjøkkenet om morran med dusjvått hår og bar overkropp er ikke bra.

:D